Friday, April 25, 2008

My First Foreign Film of 2008!

In spite of my new year's resolution, I made an obligatory appearance (on the last day) of WorldFest Houston, exiled as it is to the strip-mall Hell of West Houston, to see the 1982 Italian Classic "La Notte di San Lorenzo" (released in the U.S. with the more romantic title "The Night of the Shooting Stars.")

Whatever you call it, it is a masterpiece that stands the test of time. Told from the perspective of an eight-year old girl, think "Pan's Labyrinth" without the scary monsters...and with Italian Fascists in place of their more sadistic Spanish counterparts. [It would be interesting to compare the post-war cinematic treatment of each European country's own Fascist brethren: for the Tavianis, the blackshirts retain a scrap of humanity: the movie stops long enough to show a father's grief over his dead son, and, in a surreal pause in the climactic battle in a wheatfield, two peasants from the same region share a moment of recognition before shooting at each other.]

As my post title suggests, I am here to review a *new* foreign film, the Closing Night entry by Frenchman Claude ("A Man and a Woman") Lelouch: Roman de Gare (2007). A stellar cast (headed by Fanny Ardant, last seen on these shores as the more attractive half of a bickering couple in "Paris, je t'aime"), intriguing premise, expertly filmed -- but I risk damning it with faint praise by comparing it to, and declaring it better than, a similarly-themed French literary mystery: Francois Ozon's "Swimming Pool" (which I hated). Both involve successful female novelists working on their next book in France. Both tease and confound audience expectations. But RdG doesn't play its audience for a FOOL by pulling the rug out from under it at the end of its 90-minute investment in the story, like a certain other movie did (I'm still bitter).

Instead, the audience is rewarded for its investment in this progressively unbelievable scenario by its mostly-believable characters, especially the character portrayed by French newcomer Audrey Dana. The Cesar-nominated Audrey Dana (for best breakthrough performance). As you can see, she is not a raven-haired gamine like Audrey Tatou, but more of a vulnerable, romantic blonde like Sandrine Kiberlain. I cannot wait for her next film.

The movie does unravel in its second half, and by its conclusion, you are painfully aware that this is the director who cannot stop remaking the hopelessly romantic (and ultimately empty) Un homme et une femme (that was 1966, Claude! Give it up!).

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

An UPDATE to my Updated Music Links

"Pure, musical Viagra"
The great thing about the category-defying singer Shelby Lynne is that her sexuality crosses all sexual orientation boundaries...judging by the audience at her most-recent Houston appearance, anyway. (Finally, someone besides David Sedaris to bring us all together!) Her latest album- "Just A Little Lovin' (inspired by Dusty Springfield)" - she released on vinyl! How cool is that? [I was never a Dusty Springfield fan, and I assume my readers weren't, either.]
If you haven't seen her live, you just haven't lived! (I'm sorry, but you haven't).

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Random thoughts in 2008

Heath Ledger - R.I.P.


It takes a special person to get a special "In Memoriam" on this blog, but the tragic, accidental death of Heath Ledger last January in a Greenwich Village apartment merits a special mention. After a long deliberation, I am ready to concede that he gave the BEST PERFORMANCE in all of 2005 as Ennis del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain" (sorry, Joaquin, Phillip Seymour, and Terrence). Suprisingly, after all the acclaim he received, he only won ONE acting award for it: the Australian Film Institute's Best Male Actor in an International Film. Way to go, AFI!!

Now all we have left to look forward to is his last performance in this summer's Batman blockbuster, "The Dark Knight."


Another thing I hated about "I'm Not There"

I've been listening to a great collection of songs from the soundtrack to Curtis Hanson's under-appreciated "Wonder Boys" on my way to work, and I keep skipping tracks to listen to the 4 separate Bob Dylan songs in a row: "Things Have Changed," "Shooting Star," "Not Dark Yet" and "Buckets of Rain"(the most of any artist on the compilation cd). I do give credit to Todd Haynes for piquing my interest in the enigma that is "BOB DYLAN". (The movie did not edify me in any way, it just made me more curious). That's why I am doubly-mad at Haynes for giving the shortest-shrift to one of the most-fascinating periods in Dylan's life: folkie Dylan!

Instead, Mr. "I'm so Original nobody gets me" Haynes falls back on a hackneyed story-telling device to dramatize that period: a mockumentary! [a gimmick whose time has come, and thankfully gone.] An ineffective pseudo-doc at that: a cross between This Is Spinal Tap (without the laughs) and a typical VH-1 Behind the Music episode. Haynes never bothers to dramatize any moment in Dylan's life from that period. What a wasted opportunity, not to mention a waste of great acting talent (Christian Bale as Dylan and Julianne Moore, reducing her to a talking head). Say what you will about the awkward scenes in 2006's "Factory Girl" between Dylan (played as a laughable impersonation by a way-out-of-his-depth Hayden Christiansen) & Edie Sedgwick (Sienna Miller, so spot-on it is creepy!), at least they made the effort to play it straight.

Soon to be seen in "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh" (by the author of "Wonder Boys")


30-second review of "Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day"

Fans of Masterpiece Theatre will be in heaven watching "MPLFAD" (don't make me cut-n-paste that title). And why not? It is a lively British romp in the spirit of those 1920s comedies the Brits do so well. It has all the requisite elements: good soundtrack, nice costumes, fast pacing, and CiarĂ¡n Hinds ("Rome") and Shirley Henderson ("Topsy-Turvy") to give it its British bona fides. I half-expected Bertie Wooster to pop-in (without the limp, 3-day growth of beard, and bad attitude, of course).

The two American actresses in the leads -- Frances McDormand and Amy Adams -- not only hold their own, but give utterly convincing performances (parts that Angela Lansbury and Judy Holliday, respectively, would have slipped-into effortlessly in an earlier era) carry the film to its satisfying conclusion. Not even Masterpiece Theatre has been this good since Jeeves & Wooster last shared a cocktail and a bon mot.

The lovely Miss Amy Adams

Friday, March 28, 2008

Enter a Michael Haneke film at your own risk!

Even if you do not recognize the name, you most-likely encountered Austrian director Michael Haneke early last year with his much-debated 2006 French-language feature Cache ("Hidden"), which is still generating conversation at many a dinner table, thanks to its second life on DVD (and thanks to an increasing number of foreign film lovers who have permanently foregone a trip to the movie theater in favor of passively waiting to update their Netflix queue -- shame on you people!).

That film was thought-provoking and challenging in the way it implicated you, the audience -- you know, the guy who just plopped down $10 to be 'entertained' -- in this upper class couple's voyeuristic nightmare. Just who the culprit was in this scheme to destroy this man's unexamined life is endlessly debatable.


My first foray into this Austrian director's ouevre was 2001's excellent The Piano Teacher starring the wondrous Isabelle Huppert at her depraved and debased best. Nobody does debasement better than Isabelle! (The European title, "La Pianiste" may have lead to confusion with Roman Polanski's contemporaneous "The Pianist." Both films stand on their own as exceptional works of art.)


Haneke's latest -- Funny Games -- a shot-for-shot remake of his 1997 Austrian feature of the same name, and his first effort in English -- does not so much provoke conversation as it provokes violent reactions from film critics. Just listen to these blurbs: "soul-grinding;" "ponderous nihilism;" "a grueling ethics exam;" "a perverse kind of cinematic sadism;" and "a long spectacle of wanton and gratuitous brutality." (If that's not a Thumbs-Up, I don't know what is!!)

As a committed fan of the lovely Naomi Watts, I feel an added discomfort witnessing the physical and emotional violence she (her character) is subjected to in this movie (even though, as executive producer, she has no one to blame but herself!). As brave and unrelenting as is her performance, this is not an actor's movie: her performance is subsumed by the director's mission: which is to browbeat the audience into admitting its culpability in today's culture of violence.



Isn't she pretty?


The movie intentionally offers no succor to the audience for witnessing this unrelenting violence--no justice, no vengeance, no tidy resolution that moviegoers come to expect--even demand--from their filmed entertainment. Haneke's point is precisely that: this is not entertainment, it should not be entertainment, and their is no redeeming social value to its depiction on screen. At its best it harkens to A Clockwork Orange in its amoral, unrelenting depiction of violence. At its worst, you want to say, "Okay, I get the point: shame on us for expecting to be 'entertained' by this. Now, what else do you have to say?"

Funny Games works more as a polemic than it does a movie. In other words, you can sit back and think "I understand the point he is trying to make" but you still have to sit through a very uncomfortable 110 minutes of movie. Not that the violence is any more 'gratuitous' than any other depictions of violence we have come to expect from our movies. But one questions the effectiveness of his diatribe if, as in my screening, the people he is trying to reach have walked out at precisely the moment he begins to make it extremely uncomfortable for the audience. [For those of you in the know, my reference is to the 'cat in the bag' game.] So for the rest of the movie, Haneke is preaching to the converted: i.e., those adventurous movie-goers who want to be challenged, provoked, but not necessarily 'entertained.'

Two effects he uses to drive home his point: 1) he never actually shows the violence that is committed in this film; and 2) he deliberately denies the audience any cathartic release one expects from a piece of entertainment: no vindication, no justice, no release from the violence you have just witnessed. Much is made of Haneke's "breaking the fourth wall" (four times by my count). Even more shocking than that, but less-discussed, is his breaking the taboo of depicting violence against children. That is what turns most people against this movie.

Don't confuse Haneke's movie with those films that spend 90 minutes wading in the excesses of violence-as-entertainment, then tacks on a morally-superior "Shame on you for enjoying this" message at the end. [The most-recent example of this: 2007's The Kingdom.] Other critics have gone so so far as to mistakenly lump it into the category of "high-toned torture porn with an edge of self-righteousness." This is not even in the same universe as the pornography of movies like Hostel, David Edelstein (you idiot!)! Even if you detest his movie, Haneke is not a 'fraud' (A.O. Scott).

The last film I remember being this uncomfortable to sit through was the disturbing-to-the-point-of (almost)-unwatchable rape scene in French enfant terrible Gaspar Noe's Irreversible (2003). Is an unwatchable film worth watching? Absolutely. Irreversible made my "Top Five Foreign Films" list that year (with a strong caveat to my more sensitive readers).

[Sidebar: FFG still does not have the guts to sit through the ultimate expression of this genre -- the pinnacle of the unwatchable film: Italian master Pier Paolo Pasolini's notorious "Salo, or 120 Days of Sodom" (which, the last time I remember it being shown publicly, the manager of the Dobie Theater in Austin was threatened with child pornography charges! And this was in liberal AUSTIN!!).]

A film with the guts to force its audience to face the unfaceable -- that base instinct that draws us to hear every salacious detail of the latest rape-torture-murder victim on cable news -- the same instinct Hollywood has relied on to make hits of 'Death Wish' to 'The Brave One' to the various incarnations of Hannibal Lechter, not to mention every slasher film churned out by Hollywood since Roger Corman first picked up a camera.


Does that make "Funny Games an enjoyable experience? Not in the least. (Nor is it supposed to be). Does it make it a worthy counter-point to the dominant culture's (i.e., America's) obsession with violence-as-entertainment? Absolutely.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

NEW YEAR, NEW BLOG!

My traditional post-Oscar hiatus from movie-going (and thus blogging) was rather long this time (another testament to the great movie year that was 2007...I was spent). But I'm back, baby! With a new outlook (but the same baadasss attitude).
A recent trip to the vibrant city of Chicago took me to the Gene Siskel Film Center on State Street -- Valhalla for the foreignfilmguy. (I take that back: Cannes, the Oscar ceremony, or even Sundance would be Valhalla. But the SFC is a shrine on par with Manhattan's Film Forum or the Anthology Film Archives, at least). The 11th Annual European Union Film Festival was beginning a month-long run. I have fond memories of seeing some great foreign films courtesy of the EU: first at the AFI theater in the Kennedy Center (Claude Chabrol's La Ceremonie); then at the AFI Silver in Silver Spring, MD (Antares from Austria is the only one that comes to mind).

Much as I love Houston, we just don't get that quality of film 'down here.' In fact, the bleak art film scene has gotten bleaker (the Greenway 3--R.I.P.; Rice Cinema -- a shell of its former glory days). So rather than waste my time with the increasingly irrelevant WorldFest Houston -- longest-running film festival in the U.S. (only God, the Devil, and Hunter Todd knows how it survives!) -- and the smattering of mediocre French comedies that penetrate the market, I am going to devote 2008 to seeking-out the top-of-the-line indie and foreign films. If that takes me to Austin, Seattle, San Fran, or the mean streeets of Manhattan, so be it!! More likely, it will take me to NetFlix -- plus, I want to do more reading, so I can contribute to my second blog, www.goodreads.com.

An aside about Chicago:
I had a genuine a celebrity sighting at the Art Institute of Chicago!! I had just spent two wondrous hours in the joint Winslow Homer watercolors and Edward Hopper exhibits, and who was buying a ticket as I was leaving? The lovely Heather Graham (Swingers, Boogie Nights, Gray Matters, From Hell, Scrubs...I could go on). Regrettably, I didn't say anything to her. What could I have said: "Loved your work in 'Emily's Reasons Why Not.'?" (That is a 100% true statement, btw, but I did not want to sound sarcastic). She looked as beautiful in person as an actress with a faded AC/DC T-shirt and furry boots can look!
I hope you loved Edward Hopper as much as I did, Heather!!









Two outfits -- one pose!


Back to the purpose of this post: My 1st Review of 2008!

Francis Ford Coppola's return to filmmaking in Youth Without Youth:
I went into this movie blind: not knowing the story, the source material, or the critical reception it received. But I still had expectations: somehow I thought I'd have a David Lynchian-Inland Empire experience. Instead, what I saw was rather tame and literal. True, the 'literal' plot takes off in wild and imaginative directions--hallmarks of a typical Eastern European author upon which this work is based. [Aside #2: this is the second movie I can remember based on a novella that is interminable!! What's up with that? See (or better yet, don't see) Away From Her.]

It starts as an intriguing story of an intellectual who gets struck by a lightning bolt that returns him toikok youth so he can finish his life's work (well-acted by Tim Roth as both an old man and a young one). Yet the two-hour, six-minute movie gets bogged down in a conventional yet ridiculous Nazi subplot: it is not enough that the Nazis are 'bad', they are badly acted, too. (The young Nazi seductress invites comparisons to Sofia Coppola in her looks -- a good thing; and in her acting--not a good thing). While I'm making comparisons, Roth's love interest in the movie (Alexandra Maria Lara) is a cross between Kate Winslet and Keira Knightley--not a bad cross!

I could live with the retro style of the film if it strived to be a straight action movie (like last year's Black Book) or a straight homage to the Golden Age of Movies (like the superior The Good German, which it consciously evokes on more than one occasion). But Youth refuses to play anything straight. It meanders wildly from one style to another, as the story meanders from Romania, to Switzerland, Italy, India, then finally Malta. [I cannot say I've seen many movies set in either Bucharest or Malta, so that is a nice diversion!] By this point, however, I've lost all interest in the plot, so I have to make do with the scenery.

Coppola is still a master, but as with One From the Heart, I question his choice of material to devote his considerable talents. I imagine that's how fans of director Darren Aranofsky felt coming out of his latest, The Fountain (which I purposefully skipped, even though it starred Rachel Weisz and Hugh Jackman).

Monday, February 25, 2008

"It's a Wonderful Night for Oscar"

And what a Wonderful Night it was!

Not that I did that great in my predictions (see previous post), but in the first year I can remember, more of my Wants won than my Thinks! I honestly have no complaints with the Academy this year. Lest you think this will make for a boring post, keep reading--I'm bound to strike a nerve with my unbridled enthusiasm.

First, Jon Stewart made a strong case for being named permanent host. Sure, the writer's strike gave the proceedings a thrown-together quality, but the key to a good host is not his material, but how he handles the ad-libs. And Jon Stewart did something no host has ever had the cojones to do: he brought a winner back out onstage so she could give her speech without interruption by that idiot conductor with the itchy baton-hand (it's the same guy every year).

I'm sure the director or producer will try to take credit for this impromptu act of generosity, but the fact that it has never been done before is proof that somebody with great instincts has wrestled the telecast away from the heartless hacks who have run it for the past decades (Gil Cates, I'm callin' you out!) Since the courtesy was extended to the Czech singer from my favorite Irish musical "Once," I am doubly pleased.

The awards were spread-out nicely among the deserving nominees, except I would have liked for "The Diving Bell & the Butterfly" to get a statue. "La Vie en Rose" won two, however--who predicted that? Best Actress Marion Cotillard was a charming, gracious winner ... which leads to the second-half of my annual Oscar Recap: my totally-biased, unscientific ...

Best Dressed / Best-Looking List!
I'll say this right at the start: all those people who cannot bring themselves to say anything nice about Renee Zellweger (you know who you are) -- get over it! That talented Texas gal has a 'smoking-hot bod' -- smokin' hot!
6. Kelly Preston - wife of John Travolta
5. Anne Hathaway - red dress, porcelain skin
4. (tie) Penelope Cruz / Jennifer Garner - because these two carried-off the black (and because I'm running out of spots)
3. Amy Adams - green dress, porcelain skin, red hair (great combo!)
2. Katherine Heigl - I cannot deny her old-Hollywood glam!
1. (tie) Keri 'Felicity' Russell & (you guessed it!) Renee Zellweger!
(both wore silver).

This may not be the right time to air this gripe, but I am so sick of hearing (from media types) that the Oscar telecast is "the Super Bowl for women ... and gay men." Where, pray tell, do I fit in to that equation??

Sunday, February 24, 2008

OSCAR Want/Think/Winner!

Yes, it's time to make predictions, so without further ado:


Category Want / Think Winner [Pt.]
BEST PICTURE "No Country For Old Men" / "No Country For Old Men" [1]
BEST Director Paul Thomas Anderson "TWBB" / The Coen Bros. "NCFOM" [1]
BEST Actor Daniel Day-Lewis "TWBB" / Daniel Day-Lewis "TWBB" [1]
BEST Actress Marion Cotillard "La Vie en Rose" / Julie Christie "Away from Her" / Marion Cotillard
BEST Supporting Actor Javier Bardem "No Country" / Javier Bardem [1]
BEST Supporting Actress Amy Ryan "Gone Baby Gone" / Cate Blanchett "I'm Not There" / Tilda Swinton "Michael Clayton"
BEST Original Screenplay Diablo Cody "Juno" / Diablo Cody "Juno" [1]
BEST Adapted Screenplay Joel & Ethan Coen / Joel & Ethan Coen "NCFOM"[1]

BEST FOREIGN FILM "Mongol" (KAZ) / "The Counterfeiters" (AUS) [1]


BEST Original Score Dario Marianelli "Atonement" / Atonement [1]
BEST Original Song "Falling Slowly" Once / "Falling Slowly" Once [1]
[these two categories are -- or should be -- locks! And they were!!]

BEST Art Direction Sweeney Todd / There Will Be Blood /Sweeney Todd
BEST Cinematography Diving Bell...Butterfly / Diving Bell / There Will Be Blood
BEST Film Editing Diving Bell...Butterfly / No Country / Bourne
BEST Costume Design La Vie en Rose or Atonement / Atonement / Eliz. 2
BEST Make-up La Vie en Rose / Pirates 3 / La Vie en Rose
BEST Visual Effects The Golden Compass / Pirates 3 / The Golden Compass
BEST Sound Mixing Bourne or 3:10 to Yuma / Bourne [1]
BEST Sound Editing There Will Be Blood / No Country / Bourne
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BEST ANIMATED FILM "Persepolis" / "Ratatouille" [1]
Best Documentary Feature "Sicko " / "No End in Sight" / Taxi to the Dark Side

Monday, February 18, 2008

I just experienced the greatest concert of my life...

. . . and I wasn't even there!

Before you say to yourself 'foreignfilmguy is tripping,' let me explain: I plunked down $13.50 to see an IMAX movie last Saturday night at 11:30pm, and it was worth every penny! Because it was "U2: 3D" The concert event of a lifetime!

Why? Because you get more than a front row seat: you actually get to reach out and touch the performers! On more than one occasion I wanted to: 1) wipe the sweat off of Adam Clayton's brow; or 2) reach out and touch fingers with BONO his-own-self! You are literally closer than any front row seat would provide (and those 3D glasses really work ... even though they've had 40 years to perfect the technology, you still have to wear cheap plastic glasses).

Also better than a real concert, you don't have to deal with the crowds, the smoke, the interminable wait for the show to start, or the dreaded 'new material.' Instead, U2 3D gives you their greatest hits, one after the other, without let up. I had chills up my spine during BOTH "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" and "New Year's Day" (my two faves). Except for maybe one song towards the end that drags (I won't say which one), there is not a weak moment in the entire show. [True confessions: I was late to the screening, so I missed half of "Beautiful Day" and all of "Vertigo."]

One minor drawback kept this from being the perfect concert-going experience: this South American chick who was sitting right in front of me kept standing up and waving her arms. And she wouldn't sit down!! [I was going to say something to her afterwards, but as soon a the movie was over, she was gone.]

I cannot close this review without giving credit where it is due: a week ago I got this email: 'Hey! Everybody stop what you're doing, find the nearest IMAX theater that's showing U2 3D and go there and experience it for yourself. You'll be blown completely away. And for the rest of your life you'll say to yourself "I sure am thankful Bum recommended I [see] that."' (And this from a guy who recommend I go see 'In the Shadow of the Moon.' That's what I'll remember for the rest of my life, Bum!!)

Thursday, January 31, 2008

I cannot wait any longer!

I have to post my TOP TEN LIST for 2007 before January ends--even though I haven't seen PERSEPOLIS or CHARLIE WILSON's WAR.

First, an overview: this have been the BEST year for movies in at least 3 years! It produced not one, but two memorable lines, "Friendo" & "Whoa...dream big!"

I could have easily flipped five of my 'honorable mentions' into the Top Ten. Nevertheless, in my mind, two films transcended all other movies in 2007 ... but you have to wait until the very end to find out which two!!

It is also encouraging that the critic's lists has been all over the map this year --I've seen very few repeats on anyone's lists. Mine is no exception -- except mine is the definitive list!

So I will start with my new favorite category:

Ambitious Failures:
I have to start with perhaps the most ambitious failure of all time:
I'm Not There - if you want to make a movie about Bob Dylan, make it about Bob Dylan!!
Across the Universe
Inland Empire

3 Worst:
3. Premonition (Sandy, I still love ya!)
2.
'300'
1. Goya's Ghosts

ehhh . . . what's the fuss?
Amazing Grace
Away From Her
The Kingdom
Michael Clayton
Rescue Dawn
Year of the Dog

Saw & enjoyed (13):
2 Days in Paris
3:10 to Yuma
Becoming Jane
The Bourne Ultimatum
Elizabeth: The Golden Age
The Golden Compass
Harry Potter 5
Into Great Silence (doc.)
The Jane Austen Book Club
A Mighty Heart
Ratatouille
The Savages
Sweeney Todd

Honorable mention (10):
(I had to think of a reason to keep these films out of the Top Ten!)
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Breach
Control (UK)
The Darjeeling Limited
Into the Wild
Juno
Margot at the Wedding
Sicko (doc.)
The Wind That Shakes the Barley (UK)
Zodiac

Top Ten Movies of 2007
10. Gone Baby Gone -- Breach and Zodiac are in a virtual tie for #10, but I have to give it to first-time director Ben Affleck and his love for South Boston.
9.
Lars and the Real Girl
8. The Lives of Others (Germany) - 2006's Oscar winner
7.
Eastern Promises
6. The Diving Bell & the Butterfly (France)
5. La Vie en Rose (France)
4. Once
(Ireland)
3. Atonement


. . . and now for the separation from great to awesome!. . .

2. There Will Be Blood -- ambitious movie-making on a grand scale, with a grand performance by Daniel Day-Lewis.

1. No Country For Old Men -- hands down, a brilliant movie. [Don't like the ending? So you think you're a better writer than Cormac McCarthy??]


Now it is on to the Oscars!

Monday, January 28, 2008

"And the SAG Goes to . . ."

As Alessandra Stanley pointed out in today's New York Times, no actor wants to hear those words! So instead, the envelope opening at last night's 14th annual Screen Actor's Guild awards was preceded by "And the actor goes to..." And with one exception, the recipients in the film categories were no surprise. In what is fast-becoming conventional wisdom this award season, the front-runners for the Oscars appear to be set. [See an upcoming post charting the major awards to see who will be prohibitive favorites this year.]

I was hoping for more intrigue from the acting community this year. Compared to the Oscar nominations, the SAGs got it right more times than it did not. Recognizing Angelina Jolie, Emile Hirsch, and Ryan Gosling makes up for their inexplicable nominees in the Best Ensemble Cast category: 3:10 to Yuma instead of Atonement?? Hairspray instead of Juno? Hell, I am amazed that American Gangster beat out the superior casts of There Will Be Blood, Gone Baby Gone, and Before the Devil Knows You're Dead! (I could pick five better nominees in this category, and I'm not even an actor!!)

None of the aforementioned deserving nominees won, of course. But I cannot make an argument against Daniel Day-Lewis, Javier Bardem, or the cast of No Country for Old Men winning last night. Nor would I want to. I do have a beef with the female acting categories: both smell of "career achievement" awards. True, Julie Christie has done some of her bravest, finest work in her 'mature years.' But did she give a better performance than Marion Cotillard? I don't think so!

Which leads us to "Female actor in a supporting role." You know what I think about this one! Can you say "Don Ameche: quick, give him an award before he dies?" Ruby Dee playing somebody's mamma--give me a break! Amy-Cate-
Tilda, all have reason to feel robbed. But especially Cate: I have to believe her stunning turn as Bob Dylan is being undervalued/overshadowed by her Best Actress nomination for Elizabeth. Her performance so dominated I'm Not There -- that's the role that deserves a Best Actress nod.

Before I close, I have to leave you with a list I usually save for my Oscar recap (but in these parlous times, who knows if there will even be an Oscars!) The Best Dressed/Best Looking List! (I'm only qualified to rank the females).

First, these women all looked great: Marion Cotillard, Diane Lane, Ellen Page, Anna Paquin, Amy Ryan. Perry Reeves.

Best Dressed/Best Looking:
Runners up:
Christina Applegate-Teri Hatcher-Jamie Lynn Sigler-'Sloan' from Entourage
#4. Vanessa Williams
#3. Kyra Sedgwick
#2. Marcia Cross
#1 (hands down): Kate Beckinsale !! (in fact, if Naomi Watts ever does anything to lose my favor, I think I have a replacement!)